Yeah well you’re an astronaut and your wife tells you what to do…and she’s only 4 feet tall
— Bernadette’s dad talking to Howard (via stuckinasnowbank)
(via stuckinasnowbank)

Sheldon: Is that what you’re wearing to watch football at Penny’s?
Leonard: What’s wrong with a football jersey?
Sheldon: Nothing. That however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.
3x06 - The Cornhusker Vortex
