Yeah well you’re an astronaut and your wife tells you what to do…and she’s only 4 feet tall — Bernadette’s dad talking to Howard (via stuckinasnowbank)

(via stuckinasnowbank)

1x01 // 5x13


Sheldon: Is that what you’re wearing to watch football at Penny’s?
Leonard: What’s wrong with a football jersey?
Sheldon: Nothing.  That however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.
3x06 - The Cornhusker Vortex

Sheldon: Is that what you’re wearing to watch football at Penny’s?

Leonard: What’s wrong with a football jersey?

Sheldon: Nothing.  That however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.

3x06 - The Cornhusker Vortex