Leonard: I’m the boring thing you’re choosing because I’m good for you.
Penny: The point is, I’m choosing you.
Leonard:Well, it matters a lot! I don’t want to be a bran muffin. I want to be a… Cinnabon, you know? A strawberry Pop-Tart.
"I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof, or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell."
Penny: In 20 years, who knows what’ll happen with any of us?
Stuart: I think you and Leonard will be together.